Cool statuses about Summer

M   snakes, summer has come, do not upset the female psyche, do not wear flip flops with socks!

AND   summer has already crept up
  longer day shorter night
  from far away the wind
  before the students' session howl ...

L   it will show who pressed the press, and who - the door to the refrigerator!

FROM   you go on the Internet, do not touch anyone, and here it’s up to you - summer is ending.

E   I do so at sea, and suddenly ... THE ALARM CLIMBED

IN    I’m a maximalist in my soul, but with the advent of summer I become an ardent fan of mini!

L   This is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

X   wow summer, sea, beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says "DO NOT DISTURB!"

L   UTB will show who put cotton in the bra!

FROM   The season of feet worn in blood from okh * nelnyh shoes has begun!

E   If you begin to hate your office quietly, and strategic plans on how to make more money completely displace thoughts on how to drink them - look at the calendar. Surely summer has come.

IN    clouds without a gap in the sky, oh * fucking summer

L   UTB ... Beach ... The rays of the sun fall on the chest ... chest on the stomach ... belly on your knees ...

At   a Russian woman, after rereading the work of Roman Abramovich’s son, “How I Spent the Summer,” burned it, threw the ashes into a glass of champagne and drank it at midnight on New Year’s Eve ...

N   I urgently need the fourth month of summer!

E   If on the calendar - August 31, and you have not been on vacation yet - this is your holiday. Loshara Day.

- N   how is the summer going?
  - Well. I went on the couch, bathed in the bathroom and went on excursions to local supermarkets.

N   It’s sadder in the world than about such a terrible summer.

A    summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunblock and holidays, which we are waiting for !!!

B    waiting for summer days, my heart beats faster.

M   ore ... Beach ... I look ... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women ...

L   UTB is the season of irresponsibility.

Nsuch a time has come when you stand at 2 a.m. in the same underpants with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and you look out for this bastard buzzing.

L   I’m celebrating summer ... on a phone call at 3 a.m. with the phrase "SLEEP?" ALWAYS HEAR NO

D I don’t deny - I was waiting for the summer! But about the garden and mosquitoes, we did not agree.

L   UTB - night from spring to autumn

L   In the summer, the most terrible beast is a mosquito.

"I    I will love you all summer "- it sounds much more convincing than" all my life "and - most importantly - much longer!

F   DI ME SUMMER
  I WILL BE BEAUTIFULLY NAKED.

At   saw the teacher in the summer
  Turned away

At   Important Minister of Education. Please cancel the writing of “How I Spent the Summer”. Our teacher is an elderly intelligent woman ...

N   the time has come when you walk in dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

L   UTB. Air conditioners started estrus.

ABOUT   Great summer! It is a pity that the tan through the jacket does not go down ...

L   it was cold, but not very snowy.

L   UTB! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that there is a 40-leg living in the house.

Funny and funny statuses in VK about the summer are different. By publishing new short statuses in ridiculous poems, “vice versa” tips, paraphrased quotes, we want to talk about the changes that are happening to us. Sometimes cool statuses about the summer are unexpected proposals to meet the dawn in the courtyard of the house or to go on horseback riding on a ... pony.

Summer is the time when you set the alarm at 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.

To the one who said that the summer will be hot - an umbrella would be in the face !!!

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, how hot it is! :))

I seem to be pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.

There is nothing sadder in the world than thoughts of an ending summer ...

This summer only mosquitoes will hang out with you.

And the summer smells of smoke from the grill ... raspberries, sea, heavy rain ... ripe cherries, sunblock and the vacations we are waiting for!

I am in the summer zone! Mind, honor and conscience are not available! In touch one levity ...)))

SUMMER - preparation for the beach season: Girls visit fitness centers, beauty salons. Guys - cut toenails and that's it.

- Darling, what should I take with me to the sea so that all looking at me, ofigeli? - Sledge.

Summer is hot. All at sea suffered! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, Dacha ... Yo-MY

And somewhere the sea, beaches, macho ... Sunset, stupefying beautiful ... But at home it’s easier - summer, a summer residence, shovels, a rake, vodka with beer ...

Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit down on the bed, and then go on foot so that you don’t hear ...

Great summer! It is a pity that the tan through the jacket does not go down ...

Summer ... Let's hit alcoholism by computer addiction!

What sushi lover is me ?! I am a real lover of the sea!

Soon a hot summer ... It's time to think about how to spend a vacation. And I still have not forgiven myself last year!

Well, the heat .......... if I'm not right, throw a lump of snow at me.

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then new year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam in fat and did not swim.

If there was no winter, but summer all the time - We wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by haymaking, a river, a beach and women. The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Wonderful summer! You will not burn, you will not peel off, you will not stick to the asphalt, you will not sweat ... The only negative is that sandals do not climb on a warm sock!

I went out into the street, thinking ... Something flashed by, with an awesome speed ... "Summer," I guessed.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go for a walk with friends \u003d)

How to deal with summer depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have an autumn depression! You are gorgeous!

Best summer statuses: summer is coming

Ahead of the summer! And that means we will have many bright, memorable moments!

Another 18 Mondays and “Hello Summer!”

Tomorrow is a new day, tomorrow is a new morning - June!

Summer's soon. Here is still quite a bit left to the warmth, to new sensations, to new feelings ... I want to feel loved, needed, without which it is impossible to breathe. I really want to sincerely love, and know that it is mutual ...

Next Saturday is summer.

Almost soon, almost summer ...

Love salad and fat-free cottage cheese, as yourself. Rejoice at the raw carrots, for summer is soon, summer. In the name of cucumbers, cabbage and holy mineral water. Kefir.

May holidays - a smooth leap into the summer!

Summer is coming - hello diet!

Two minutes later, summer will come, and only spring has come to us!

Summer's soon! Everyone dreams of summer, because summer is a kiss of a sunbeam, a long-awaited vacation, a salty sea breeze, fragrant fruits and a lot of sun!

Three days later, summer ... you need to learn how to dress a fur coat in a thong! :)

Jokes, fun, warm nights. Summer is on its way, in short.

There are a couple of days left until the summer ... Exams, panic, hysteria, fat on the sides!

Summer is coming, and the ass is as vast as the Russian expanses.

Guys, summer is coming, do not upset the female psyche, do not wear flip flops with socks ...

Summer is coming soon ... Flies ... No matter how you beat them, you will surely survive alone and attack from an ambush when you lie down for a nap.

In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. \u003d)))

Well, a little more and finally we will meet, I missed you so much ... summer! :)

So it is! I have an idea how to meet the summer! Who is not too lazy on May 31 at 23:59 we lean out of the window, wait until 00:00 (at the same time breathe fresh air) and at midnight shout: “It’s creeping!” As you wish, but I will!

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On any beach vacation there are people who are sunbathing with glasses) Thank you, you amuse me so much!)

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What are your plans for the summer? - fall in love ...

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There will be summer, There will be life !!

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That will be the summer we will eat at the cottage in the hands of a shovel and h.

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My status went to hang out in the summer ..

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With a cold head and clean hands, in hot pursuit - towards the summer!

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Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.

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I want summer! Give in the summer !!!))) Cool statuses about the summer

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Watermelon is great food! and ate, and got drunk, and washed.

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Summer begins when the drink is over and there is no money))))

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It's time to think about the figure, summer will come faster than it seems.

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I want the summer to go on, but since the autumn rains are long and tedious.

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- Do you want to ruin your summer? - fall in love in June.

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Now I understand why in high school they do not write the essay "What I did in the summer"

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As usual in the summer, all standing events take place at night. Such a three-month night ...

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What good is the hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

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I want summer, money, fame .. Fame can be now ...

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A drum on your neck and a flag in the ass for balance !!! Funny statuses about summer

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Repin’s picture “sailed” - they rowed all night, but they forgot to untie the boat ...

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Summer is frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word childhood!

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Summer ... dreams .... love ... Eh ... this can not be returned ... but it can be repeated !!!))

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Spit on problems - it's June!

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Funny statuses about summer - Summer is a sea of \u200b\u200bsun, light, heat ... This is the time of joy ... This is the sun in the sky ... And a bright gleam in the eyes ...

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The stubble is growing faster, I want a cold beer, I like everything that is undressed - it's an insidious summer.

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This serene summer will be back soon ... beloved stilettos, chiffon dress, straps ... .. the smell of your spirits, the warm breeze caressing so boldly ... .. kisses, passion ... goosebumps ....... night city in delirium ....... and mom, in my mobile: "I'll come in the morning."

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I know what you did last summer! I still know what you did last summer !! I will always know what you did last summer !!!

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I hate summer ... everything is getting creepy with * xual! \u003d)

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Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!

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From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!

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Summer nights are not designed to sleep.

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If everyone is undressed on the beach, then the season is summer! Funny statuses about summer

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And I want summer ... and heavy rain ... to run barefoot on the asphalt and scream how much I love you ...

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My summer will not work out without you ...

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Summer is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

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This summer will be ours ..)))

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Ah, Indian summer, what women, such summer.

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Summer is a season of irresponsibility.

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Well in the capital in the summer, riot police pester the brunettes ...

Funny statuses about summer

How we all love summer! One has only to think about this time of year, when a flame flares up in the soul. There are even special sites that keep an online count of days until the beginning of summer. People are warming the idea that sleepless nights, endless walks with friends, movies until the morning and hot weather will begin soon. But you should not be sad at other times of the year, because each of them is special in its own way. But you can bring summer closer, and our new site will help you with this. We decided to create a page and completely devote it to one topic - statuses about the summer. We present you the most extensive site with an unprecedented number of statuses. In addition, we are constantly working on the site and make it even more convenient and interactive.

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Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit down on the bed, and then go on foot so that you don’t hear ...

I suggest fines for speeding summers. It flew by quickly.

If there was no winter, but summer all the time - We wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by haymaking, a river, a beach and women. The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember;)

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I'll be beautifully undressed ...

I hope there will be less snow in the summer.

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam in fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer ... Sea, beach, people around ... Dream two minutes ... Then fly the garden ...

Wonderful summer! You will not burn, you will not peel off, you will not stick to the asphalt, you will not sweat ... The only negative is that sandals do not climb on a warm sock!

Cool status about summer: Where are you in summer? - Bastardly!

What sushi lover is me ?! I am a real lover of the sea!

Great summer! It is a pity that the tan through the jacket does not go down ...

And the summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunblock and the vacations we are waiting for!

Forecasters vow that the summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even slightly warmer than spring ...

I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then new year, birthday, summer and summer again.

Summer is coming, but I have nothing to undress ...

Summer will show who pumped the press, and who the refrigerator door!

I am in the summer zone! Mind, honor and conscience are not available! One frivolity is connected ...

The higher the thermometer ... the shorter the length of my skirt.

And now I say hello to mosquitoes. He sits on me, and he says: “Come on five!”

Summer is the time when you set the alarm at 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.

Cool status about summer: With the onset of sultry summer, minibuses turn into microwaves.

Summer ... hit computer addiction with alcoholism!

I want summer, stupidly hanging around the streets, drinking a phantom, hiding from the sun and not know what day of the week is today.

Such a time has come when you stand at 2 a.m. in the same panties with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and you look out for this bastard buzzing.

Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go for a walk with friends \u003d)

Let's go throw the Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise ...

My status went to hang out in the summer!