Summer has not yet begun, and I am already afraid that it will end.

The most delicious kisses are in the summer, they are with the taste of strawberries, cherries and blueberries!

Summer is the most favorite time of the year ... The time when dreams come true ...

Summer is the time “I came home in the morning because I went out for a walk at night!”

Summer - kisses until dawn. :)

Summer is not necessarily just the time of the year. :) Summer is a state of mind!

Summer - someone goes for a walk, someone gets married, but I can’t get out of hard drinking!

Summer is a kiss of a sun bunny, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and a lot of sun ...

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

In summer, a person consists of 80% of kvass and 20% of cucumbers ...

Summer is like a breath of fresh air, like a bottle of mineral water in the morning ...

In the summer, borsch is replaced by okroshka!

Summer is the time when you set the alarm at 05.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.

Summer is interesting and fast or tedious and long ... the law of meanness!

Summer is like a beer. It seems that they took enough, but - once, and it ended.

Summer is when you want nothing and want everything at once.

Summer is a season of irresponsibility.

Summer is the only time of the year when people go for potatoes not to the basement, but to the store.

Summer is an annual, three-month-old sweet piece in life.

Summer can be arranged for yourself at any time of the year - there would be money.

Summer is a time of happiness, hope and drunkenness, which is better not to remember.;)

Summer is Goodnight at 6:30 in the morning.

Summer is a paradise, who knows - will understand ...

Summer is a small life!

Summer is associated with the smell of Komarex.

Summer will be sunny and hot, the main thing is not to miss this day.

Summer is one short word, 92 days of happiness. Why is it not rubber?

Summer - The season is too hot to do what the winter was too cold for.

Summer is when you go home not to warm yourself.

Cool short statuses about summer

Summer is frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word - childhood!

Summer ... It's time to put on mini-family members ...

Summer ... I'm fried like a cutlet.

Summer is such a time when you don’t want to wear headphones, because it’s hot in them! :))

Summer is another attempt to start a new life ...

Summer is not when it's warm, summer is when there is money.

We just need the fourth month of summer.

In the summer I do not want anything else - except for the summer itself.

How did you spend your summer? -A look.

If a chair rises with you, then summer is in the yard.

The deeper the summer, the lush the garden. Vera Inber

This summer will be ours!)))

Summer, sun, heat, walk until the morning! I went to sleep!

Twice a year, summer does not happen.

If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!

I will definitely fill this summer with crazy deeds.

My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.

Red summer did not bother anyone. Russian proverb

Nonsense committed in the summer - rather fond memories than mistakes.

Summer, please, can you slow down?

I’ll probably give up drinking! -Why? -And do you remember last summer? -Of course! -But not me!

I hope there will be less snow in the summer.

Bye brain, hello summer.

In the summer, let's see who pumped the press, and who - the door to the refrigerator!)))

Summer promised hot. They didn’t specify the year ...

As usual in the summer, all standing events take place at night.

In summer, there is no difference between outerwear and underwear.

Cool statuses about summer are short

Cool short statuses about summer

And you, too, forget in the summer what day of the week is today?

We urgently need the fourth month of summer!

Well, figs with him, this summer! ... We will light it in the fall!)))

Beer and summer ... made for each other!

Ah, our northern summer is a caricature of the southern winters.

Now the most important thing is that June be aware that it is summer!

Damn, with these exams they overstated all summer!

Everyone who wanted to lose weight by the summer - relax and eat! There will be no summer!

Oh, summer! At this time, I want not to earn, but to drink!)))

I’m letofil, letolyub, addict ... And I have an excellent plan for this summer ...

We have two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer. And both last the same.

Well in the capital in the summer, riot police pester the brunettes ...

How I love ice cream, the campaign is summer!)))

Well, here - the summer has come, but nothing has changed in my soul ... (((

The season of leg-worn legs from ah * body shoes has begun!

Now the season is open when the right hand does not freeze, but sweats. \u003d)))

This summer is only a few minutes, and I already adore it.

The season "Everyone thumps on the benches" is open.

So these 92 days of happiness, sun and love began ... \u003d)

Tired of a plump spring ... I want a rushing summer ...

I want summer and sun! And more!)))

Hurrah! Summer! The sun! Sea! Beach! Boys!

Last month of summer, walk until dawn!

Summer - just summer sunbathe, rejoice, and almost do not sleep!

Summer - life begins, people fall in love. Summer is always!

I hate summer ... everything becomes terribly sexy! \u003d)

There is a crisis in the country ... Spring was reduced ... No matter how summer is fired!

Summer has just begun, and I already managed to get lost in days!

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

Cool statuses about summer are short

Cool short statuses about summer

Spit on the problems - June has come.

First of June! Summer has come. And with the warmth of June, the whole earth was warmed.

This awkward moment when you find out it's summer!

Until the morning you wander somewhere - it means summer has come!

Ass sticks to a stool - it means summer has come!

After 9 months, we will have a new summer.

Do you dream to lose weight by summer? Relax, there will be no summer!))) Eat!

Better Indian summer ... maybe only Indian spring.

Soul at sea, ass on a chair.

I seem to be pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salt sea ...

The higher the thermometer, the shorter the length of my skirt.)))

Summer! Looking at the shoes in the hallway, it seems that there is a 40-leg living in the house.

Dear! What should I take to the sea so that everyone is fucked up?!? -Sled...)))

Where are you going in the summer? - Into the binge.

One and a half hours to sit to paint eyes, and then put on glasses - that's what summer means!

Summer in the village - fresh air, a river, heat, flowers ... Dung!)))

Girl, you put on so much ... aren't you hot?)))

Darling, I want to hear only three words this summer: “I love! I will buy it! Let's fly! ”

Add salt to the puddle, there will be a small sea!)))

Fuck you, not summer! Santa Claus.)))

Poplar fluff ... heat ... July ...

A couple more degrees and the weather will become vodka!

Our summer, although short, is of little snow!

I’ve been waiting for you, summer ... but you are not happy with the weather at all ...

Arid summer ... The knights went shallow.

Summer will be sunny and hot, the main thing is not to miss this day.

It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there’s no snow for a month! :)

Cool statuses about summer are short

Cool short statuses about summer

The summer is warm in Siberia ... You can not wear a sweater under a sheepskin coat.

In the summer, idleness has an excuse - heat.

Dad said: -Hell, it's hot, like in porn!)))

It seems that the rain did not pay taxes and lost the precipitation license!

A room in which there is air conditioning is a branch of PARADISE on earth.

They put air conditioning at home. I experienced an orgasm!

Damn, well, only I could do that: get cold in the 40-degree heat ...

I will go south. It's cooler there ...

This summer, the best lure to the shops is not discounts, but air conditioners!

This summer burned us, dried to the very nerves.

I hate the heat! Attractions! Children! Signature: Attraction operator ...

The apartment is so hot that when I turn on the light in the room, I hide in the shade! :)

On a summer day, after a grueling heat, warm rain is very welcome.

What good is the hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

And now another summer - hot, merciless and not that.

The heat will show who has what legs!)))

In summer, everyone complains about the heat, in winter - about a cold. How else does nature endure us at all?

Hire a shelf in the center of the refrigerator! Urgently!

It’s a pity even to sleep in the summer - when it will still be so warm all day.

It seems that many wedge from the heat!

Oh! It’s good to take a walk in the sun in the summer ... but at home there is air conditioning!

Under the sun, hot rays today melt the asphalt.

Lord, save and save that genius who came up with air conditioning.

And outside the window +39 ... Light clothes and light hope for rain save ...

Well, did everyone want a real, hot summer? Get it, sign it!: P

I want to be a boy. Summer. Heat. And you hop, and took off your shirt.

The sun, summer, sea, beach - a terrible face, blurry makeup ...)))

Dear! What should I take to the sea so that everyone is fucked up?!? -Sled...)))

Cool statuses about summer are short

Cool short statuses about summer

Let's go throw the Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise ...

Forever in love with you to the songs of the sea ...

The soul is at sea, and the body ... the body, damn it, is going to work ...

I’m going to such a sea, and suddenly ... the alarm clock rang!

I have never seen the sea, and just die of memories ...

I close my eyes: The noise of the surf ... freedom ... I open my eyes: Fan. Work.

Sings summer, the sea calls, and we are on the ... Internet ...

"Good morning!" - this is when the clock is 11:00, summer is on the calendar, and the sea is outside!

I want to go to the sea this summer ... I have a tradition like this, every summer I want to go to the sea.

Wonderful summer! The beach season has not yet begun, and the mushroom season is in full swing!

Summer and the beach will show who in the bra in the winter foam and cotton shoved!: D

Movement of men along the beach: looking forward - two on the back!

I took a day off, went to the beach. In the evening I’ll say at home that I was burning at work.

Great summer ... It is a pity that the tan through ... the jacket does not go down ...

The tan will disappear, but the memories will remain forever.

And here is the summer!))) Someone has snow, but I eat strawberries and bask in the sun!)))

Good girls sunbathe in a swimsuit, bad girls topless, smart ones in the shade.

It is a pity that so little is left of the summer ... Fake tan and sandals.

If after tanning the skin does not tear, then you didn’t tan!

Vacations end always faster than vacations!)))

The easiest way to wave to the resort is by hand.

This is how you need to work in order to relax! Alexander Mikheev

The sea is calling ... The wave is singing ... And I am so in the garden ...

The sun, sea, beach ... The smell of the sea wind and the kisses of a beloved man.

If everyone is undressed on the beach, then the season is summer!

I fly to where the sky merges with the sea ...

The sea and the sky are two symbols of infinity ...

Summer ... Sea ... Beach ... Crayfish ... Beer ... Top-up ...)))

Let's tell each other how much we want at sea!

Cool statuses about summer are short

Cool short statuses about summer

But someone outside the window is now the sea!)))

To go to the beach more often in summer, you need to go less often to the refrigerator in spring.: D

What things can be - the beach has warm water and nice guys.

There, on the beach where the summer is melting, it seemed, after all - all this is forever ...

I want summer, sea, beach, a bottle of martini and a sign with the inscription "Do not disturb!"

ANYWHERE - the most popular place for a summer vacation ...

Nothing pleases the eye like a packed suitcase to rest ...

Now my best friend is ... fan.XD

The best summer is when you spend it with friends!

Without you, my summer will not work ...

Love is carried over to the night - it is very hot during the day.

Let this summer, in your life, the most beautiful tale of love happen.

Summer will happen again - but love has passed forever.

This summer, you must definitely meet the dawn with those who are dear.

You will make this summer the best if you are around.

Even in such heat, your icy heart will not melt ...

In the life of every girl there is a boy, with whom she will never forget the summer.

Maybe we’ll meet this summer somewhere ...

I don’t want anything so much how to spend this summer with you.

Summer is the best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!

I have a whole summer ahead. 92 days. Which I do not need without you.

Only next to you this summer will be unforgettable ...

Summer - do crazy things for your loved ones.

One must find eternal love for oneself. For the summer.: D

If it’s July, and you won’t get warm without you, maybe it’s love.

You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest - so, garbage.

From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!

This summer is like love. Waiting for him all, waiting, but it does not come.

That's all ... this June is for you alone ...

In June, in freedom, in the wind, in kisses ...

Cool statuses about summer are short

Cool short statuses about summer

Want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June.

July girl, how I love you! And, probably, Julia, this is forever!

Until the summer, only a couple of months, and the bone is still wide.

In my heart I am a maximalist, but with the advent of summer I become an ardent fan of mini!

Didn’t you find half the summer? I lost recently.

Summer, summer again, again campfire songs, dancing from night to morning.

The main sign of summer is mosquitoes.

There is nothing sadder on the planet than thoughts of an ending summer.

Summer broke everyone in pairs, but I just broke ...

The older I get, the more boring the summer becomes.

My dreams were a slightly different summer.

Plans for the summer remained plans.

Here you sit, you think, like summer, yes, but everything, as usual.

It’s a pity that 500 days of summer is just the name of the film.

It will not always be summer. Aesop

Summer flew by quickly ... I also want to relax!)))

And we did not even notice how quickly this summer flew by.

Summer ends with open dresses.

Summer I really want you to come back.

Soon we will wake up, and the summer will be gone.

It seems the end of summer ... but as if the end of the world ...

So one more our summer flew by ... we will wait for you ...; (

Summer is not over, it has changed ...

Well, what can I say? Summer kapets, comrades. All!

So the summer passed, as if it had never happened ...

Summer was cold, but not very snowy.

Summer is over, cottage is over, spades from hands and hamster vodka!)))

Chronicler ... This is when the end of summer ... Quite ...

Only dreams of a summer about a new life cure me.

Cool statuses about summer are short

Cool short statuses about summer

To my horror, I want this summer to be unforgettable.

I dreamed of a summer full of adrenaline, and I got summer on the couch.

How I spent summer!? - Sinful ...

My boyfriend will be - Summer, a hot guy.

I don’t give a damn about everything, because now it’s summer, it will be autumn, I’ll think!

Running barefoot on the night summer ...

How little time before the summer ... How much fat on the sides ...

I have 2 tickets in the summer! Who is with me?

I urgently demand summer!

I wish you all such a summer so that it is ... not up to the Internet!

I want to go where there is no Internet ... excites the sea and ignites the summer!

Summer! Leaving the Internet!

I want such a summer that there is no time for the Internet!

Like it if you want summer.

And from the summer there were only sms ...

Summer has not ended ... It is always with us ... In photographs and in the shower ...)))

Let this summer be without the Internet.

I want to go where there is no Internet, but there is only the sun, waves and heat ...

How I spent summer?! Regretfully ... I met at the computer!

Have any plans for the summer? -Real life without the Internet!

Summer was super - on the Internet!)))

Summer, summer! To dick more people sitting days on the Internet.

Do not miss the summer, go have fun - enough to sit at the computer!

In the darkness of night, in the light of day I am sitting on Vkontakte, and outside the window - summer.

Hurrah! So the long-awaited summer has come! There are three wonderful months ahead of the sun, fruit and positive. We offer you a selection of fun summer statuses, share your summer mood with your friends and go towards unforgettable emotions!

If you ask, what is your favorite time of the year, then, for sure, almost everyone will answer - summer! It is replete with a variety of colors and brightness of light, in the summer life boils day and night. This is a time of romantic dates, flowing smoothly into the meeting of dawn, swimming in the moonlight and gatherings with friends until the morning!

For many, summer is also a long-awaited vacation, for which he is doubly loved. Summer is a great opportunity to go to the sea and enjoy the sound of the surf and the beauty of the sea horizon. If your vacation has already passed or it is planned for the fall-winter, this is not a reason to despair! After all, summer days are long, so you can relax and enjoy the warmth and sunshine even after work. In addition, there are also weekends, which in the summer need to be spent in full.

Summer is wonderful anywhere you go: at sea, in the country, in city parks, on the beach, in the summer forest. Summer is a sea of \u200b\u200bflowers and fruits, and also a sea of \u200b\u200bsun and heat.

Summer has come so fast that winter boots, spring boots and sandals are standing in the hallway. In one row.

And on the hanger in the hallway there is a down jacket, a raincoat and a swimsuit ...)

Summer will show who put cotton in a bra!

Guys, wait, the moment of truth is near)

Such a time has come when you stand at 2 a.m. in the same underpants and with a slipper in your hand on the bed and look out for this bastard buzzing.

But in the end in the morning you still get up bitten ...)

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

In winter, you had to sit on a diet!

If there was no winter, and all the time summer -
  We wouldn’t roam so much in the wilds of the Internet.
  I would be distracted by haymaking, a river, a beach and women.
  The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

If the summer was all the time, they would not have been expected, and so did not love.

Ah, July, the crown of summer ... Sea, beach, people around ... Dream two minutes ... Then fly the garden ...

And you have a kind of rest - on the green sea ...)

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, how hot it is!

But time is saved on dressing ...)

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

About vacation

And the summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunblock and vacation, which we are waiting for!

Summer has its own smell - the smell of relaxation.

I'm going on vacation, dear friends, you do not need to envy and wish good luck. I would be very good without it!

In the summer, those with a vacation of 1 month envy those who rest for 2 months.

Holidays end as fast as cold water in the summer.

Even though memories remain about the vacation, not that about the water ...)

After the holidays, you need to relax for a week.

So you have to take sick leave ...)

The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

It is clear that in the first working week everyone goes scattered.

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, where the wife is.

It remains to find out what ...)

Vacation, like binge, is easier to enter than exit.

You go on vacation a month before it, but you go out - a month after ...

Not washed vacation is equated to truancy!

And skipping bad ...)

Vacation is when every next day is a rest after the previous one.

And only the last day of vacation is the worst - after it there will be no rest.)

Chief, remember! White (not tanned) colors indicate employees who still want a vacation!

Summer divides everyone into two groups: tanned and not tanned ...)

Hot and cold summer

Great summer! It is a pity that the tan through the jacket does not go down ...

And the sun is not visible behind the umbrella ...

We have a warm summer ... you can not put on a second jacket under a jacket.

Boots can also be without fur ...

What the heat does to people - not only can you not find free space on the beaches of the city, but also to take a dip in the fountain, you have to take a turn!

In summer, you can save on water and not swim at home ...)

Summer promised hot. They didn’t specify the year ...

The heat will come so suddenly that you won’t even have time to shave your legs. Forget about losing weight!

If the first days of summer are cold, this does not mean that you still have time)

Wait for me a warm, hot summer, I will be beautifully stripped!

In the summer, you won’t understand whether you wore a belt or a skirt ...)

They mean water ...)

What good is the hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

Don’t worry, women will find something to come up with ...

To the one who said that the summer will be hot - an umbrella would be in the face!

And a boot too ...)

Happy summer

Summer is a kiss of a sun bunny, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and a lot of sun ...

Summer is beauty!

Summer is "good night" at 6:30 a.m.)

In winter I would have slept and slept, but in the summer I do not want to sleep!

The sun, summer, sea, beach - a terrible face, blurry makeup ...))

Summer shows natural beauty ...)

Summer is the most awesome time, all 90 days you dream to spend so that this summer will remain in your memory forever ...

Only then you don’t understand when these 90 days passed ...)

The time has come when you walk in dark sunglasses and stare at people without a fawn!

Here is another plus of the summer!

Guys, summer has come, do not upset the female psyche, do not wear flip flops with socks!

Women, you also do not scoff at men - shave your legs!))

The most popular perfume this season is a mosquito spray.

Affordable and effective!

Summer is the time when you set the alarm at 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.

In the summer with dawn, not the day begins, but the night, that is, the time of sleep ...)

Summer has to wait a long time, but it flies, alas, very quickly. Therefore, do not waste time, try to carry out your summer plans every day. Love, travel, relax, stock up on vitamins and then the summer will leave you warm memories that will warm you on cold winter evenings.

What is your favorite time of the year? Surely, most people will answer that this is summer. And this is not surprising. Summer is the time for romantic evenings, sleepless nights, spa novels, fiery dances, endless walks and so on. This list goes on and on. At other times of the year, we miss our favorite summer and start the countdown, and so that time does not drag on for so long, we suggest that you pay attention to the statuses about summer. Send them to your beloved friends to cheer you up or remind you of upcoming summer nights. Or just publish it on your page on the social network so that every day, seeing this beautiful reminder of the summer, start with a good mood.

Great summer! It is a pity that the tan through the jacket does not go down ...

Soon a hot summer ... It's time to think about how to spend a vacation. And I still have not forgiven myself last year!

Cool status about summer: Well, the heat .......... if I'm not right, throw a lump of snow at me.

If there was no winter, but summer all the time - We wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by haymaking, a river, a beach and women. The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!

Forecasters vow that the summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even slightly warmer than spring ...

I went out into the street, thought ... Something flashed by, with awesome speed ... "Summer," I guessed.

The higher the thermometer ... the shorter the length of my skirt.

Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, how hot it is! :))

To the one who said that the summer will be hot - an umbrella would be in the face !!!

Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.

And the summer smells of smoke from the grill ... raspberries, sea, heavy rain ... ripe cherries, sunblock and the vacations we are waiting for!

This summer only mosquitoes will hang out with you.

I’m sitting with children ... my husband plays the whole day in Diablo, and watches EURO all evening! Ah * summer!

And somewhere the sea, beaches, macho ... Sunset, stupefying beautiful ... But at home it’s easier - summer, a summer residence, shovels, a rake, vodka with beer ...

Such a time has come when you stand at 2 a.m. in the same panties with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and you look out for this bastard buzzing.

Summer ... Let's hit alcoholism by computer addiction!

My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.

Summer is hot. All at sea suffered! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, Dacha ... Yo-MY

SUMMER - preparation for the beach season: Girls visit fitness centers, beauty salons. Guys - cut toenails and that's it.

Where are you in summer? -Superfood !!

There is nothing sadder in the world than thoughts of an ending summer ...

Cool status about summer: Summer is coming, but I have nothing to undress.

Summer is when you set the alarm for 5 in the morning just to remember to go to bed ...

I am in the summer zone! Mind, honor and conscience are not available! In touch one frivolity ...)))

Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam in fat and did not swim.

Ah, July, the crown of summer ... Sea, beach, people around ... Dream two minutes ... Then fly the garden ...

Wonderful summer! You will not burn, you will not peel off, you will not stick to the asphalt, you will not sweat ... The only negative is that sandals do not climb on a warm sock!

How to deal with summer depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have an autumn depression! You are gorgeous!

But which of me is a lover of sushi?! .. I am a real lover ... SEA!

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On any beach vacation there are people who are sunbathing with glasses) Thank you, you amuse me so much!)

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What are your plans for the summer? - fall in love ...

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There will be summer, There will be life !!

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That will be the summer we will eat at the cottage in the hands of a shovel and h.yachim ......

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My status went to hang out in the summer ..

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With a cold head and clean hands, in hot pursuit - towards the summer!

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Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.

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I want summer! Give in the summer !!!))) Cool statuses about the summer

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Watermelon is great food! and ate, and got drunk, and washed.

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Summer begins when the drink is over and there is no money))))

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It's time to think about the figure, summer will come faster than it seems.

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I want the summer to go on, but since the autumn rains are long and tedious.

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- Do you want to ruin your summer? - fall in love in June.

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Now I understand why in high school they do not write the essay "What I did in the summer"

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As usual in the summer, all standing events take place at night. Such a three-month night ...

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What good is the hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.

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I want summer, money, fame .. Fame can be now ...

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A drum on your neck and a flag in the ass for balance !!! Funny statuses about summer

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Repin’s picture “sailed” - they rowed all night, but they forgot to untie the boat ...

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Summer is frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word childhood!

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Summer ... dreams .... love ... Eh ... this can not be returned ... but it can be repeated !!!))

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Spit on problems - it's June!

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Funny statuses about summer - Summer is a sea of \u200b\u200bsun, light, heat ... This is the time of joy ... This is the sun in the sky ... And a bright gleam in the eyes ...

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The stubble is growing faster, I want a cold beer, I like everything that is undressed - it's an insidious summer.

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This serene summer will be back soon ... beloved stilettos, chiffon dress, straps ... .. the smell of your spirits, the warm breeze caressing so boldly ... .. kisses, passion ... goosebumps ....... night city in delirium ....... and mom, in my mobile: "I'll come in the morning."

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I know what you did last summer! I still know what you did last summer !! I will always know what you did last summer !!!

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I hate summer ... everything is getting creepy with * xual! \u003d)

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Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!

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From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!

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Summer nights are not designed to sleep.

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If everyone is undressed on the beach, then the season is summer! Funny statuses about summer

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And I want summer ... and heavy rain ... to run barefoot on the asphalt and scream how much I love you ...

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My summer will not work out without you ...

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Summer is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.

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This summer will be ours ..)))

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Ah, Indian summer, what women, such summer.

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Summer is a season of irresponsibility.

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Well in the capital in the summer, riot police pester the brunettes ...

Funny statuses about summer

Summer is the unfulfilled promise of spring. Speaking of summer, everyone dreams of enjoying blissful warm nights, and in return they get a fake

I love him, as if summer is getting warmer. I don’t know that it’s light next to him, and when I’m with him, I don’t even need light

The smell of summertime is very diverse. It can smell like barbecue, sea, rain, raspberries, cherries and of course, a long-awaited vacation

If you go to the contact page and most of your friends see the status: “left”, then summer has come

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  Why are you killing your time when summer and heat? A great time to relax at sea, but instead you sit in contact and read my status

Summertime is a time of incredible adventures and unforgettable night walks

Everyone is looking forward to my new status on how I spend the summer. It’s crazy interest where I am, what happens to me, how much I drank and what I’ve done

Summer is associated with a light chiffon dress, favorite hairpins, the sweet aroma of fresh perfumes, a warm breeze and passionate kisses until the morning. And in the mobile to the pain, the familiar SMS addressed to mom: “I'll come in the morning”!

Summer ... Stupidly hanging around the streets, hiding from the sun and not know what day of the week is today ...

Summer is le, summer is that, Summer is summer, L, E, T and O

Half a bottle of rum, two pistols. A bag of replaceable clothes - and you're done. Here it is, our summer. Nothing sacred at all.

Summer has just begun, and I already managed to get lost in days!

Summer .... I am fried like a cutlet.

Summer, sun, heat, dance until the morning - as soon as possible)

Some rest in the summer, others where SUMMER.

The wet armpit season is open 😉

And I need your eyes to float like a bird in them. When it's SUMMER on the street - you need to fall in love!

I want summer and sun !!! AND MORE !!!)

Chronicler ... This is when the end of summer ... Absolutely ...

To my horror I want this summer to be unforgettable. ^^

Summer has come ... Online friends fell 2 times \u003d D

Then all autumn she will regret it, because in life with him this is the last summer ...

Summer. Air conditioners started estrus.

My status went to hang out in the summer !!! :-).

Probably in the life of each person there was one thing, that particular summer, which he would never forget!

Summer is interesting and fast or tedious and long ... the law of meanness!

as usual in the summer, all standing events take place at night. Such a three-month night ...

eeeh, I love summer)) Well, when else besides the New Year on SMS “Are you sleeping?”, you will get the answer “No))”.

“Oh dear, will real summer come by then?” “THIS summer will come when you make money on it.”

From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!

summer is a small life \u003d)

Summer ... a time when it’s easier to breathe, when it’s easier to love someone, it’s easier to dream about someone, it’s easier to desire someone

Summer: the time of year when mothers need the patience of teachers)

She loves hot chocolate, summer, the sea and it .... She is a little crazy ... Every day I see her in the mirror. Someone waiting ... Someone former ... Someone future ... ..

The season of leg-worn legs from ah * body shoes has begun!

Summer is the most awesome time, all 90 days you dream to spend so that this summer will remain in your memory forever ...

I want summer, sea, beach, a bottle of martini and a sign with the inscription “DO NOT DISTURB!”

August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus that could not be closed in December.

It's time in schools to think about renaming the essay from “How I Spent the Summer” to “How I'm About ** Al Summer”!

Summer broke everyone in pairs, but I just broke ..

hot summer days)) and the water in the river is not so warm enough to swim ... (((it's a shame (((

Summer is the time when you set the alarm at 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed

If you lived a year and saw a change of times - winter, spring, summer, autumn - then you have already seen everything.

There are cons in the summer. We are all infuriated by sand in shoes or mosquitoes.

Every summer is one big kill of my body!

Now I understand why they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer” in high school

I want summer ... it is in summer that I am happy ...

The first sign of summer: “And what is the day of the week?”

In June, I always ask myself the question: Is it poplar fluff flying so low, or dandelions really ate * ate ?!))

In the summer, borsch is replaced by okroshka!

... Summer is a sea of \u200b\u200bsun, light, heat ... It is time for joy ... This is the sun in the sky ... And a bright gleam in the eyes ...

It’s better to relax in summer than work in winter.

If the summer is as hot as the previous one, the most relevant tackle will be “Hello, I have air conditioning”!

Summer is “good night” at 6.30 a.m.)

it's so cool on the street ... overcast, sunny, rain and warmth \u003d))

Summer kisses before dawn :).

two saturdays, we wake up in the summer

I want to remind you: that some * were about 27 days of summer. You have 67 more. Good luck.

Summer has come! Long live the diet!

Arid summer ... The knights went shallow.

Summer 2011: a sundress on the floor, a small jeans and gladiator sandals, well, a flower on his head ... for everyone))

Well in the capital in the summer, riot police pester the brunettes ...

Sun Air and Water are our best friends. Beer Sex and Anonism strengthens the body ...

My boyfriend will be summer, hot guy.

Until the morning you wander somewhere - it means summer has come !!!

Summer. The sun. Sea. Beach. A bottle of Martini and a sign “Let's go all on .. oh ..

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear ....

summer .. again summer .. again songs by the fire .. dances from night to morning

I hate summer ... everything is becoming terribly sexy! \u003d)

winter has come, winter is gone. summer is summer.

We had summer, but I worked that day. \u003d)

What will you give me, summer?

Summer is when you regret nothing ...

I believe in you, Summer 2011. You must be unforgettable ...

Better in the summer by the fire than in the winter near the river.

Our summer is only green painted winter.

Our summer, although short, is of little snow!

summer ... dreams ... love ... Eh ... this can not be returned ... but it can be repeated !!!))

There is nowhere to go from memories, this summer is forever in my heart

And from this summer there will be only a souvenir brought from the sea, a photo in a frame and memories ... Probably the sweetest memories ... ¦

[Without you my summer will not work out ...?]

I want the summer to be eternal ...

Summer is the best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!

Summer is when you want nothing and want everything at once)

Summer is the time when you set the alarm at 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.

Want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June)).

such a time has come when you stand at 2 a.m. in the same underpants and with a slipper in your hand on the bed and look out for this bastard buzzing

Forecast for this summer. The rate of online contacts has decreased by 3 times, but the dollar has increased! Heh ...

Summer is over without fulfilling a single promise.

Pussy, how I need to get thin by the summer ...

Summer is a kiss of a sun bunny, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and a lot of sunshine ..

And I want the summer not to end, which has not yet begun! 😀

Ass sticks to a stool - it means summer has come!

Last month of summer, walk until dawn!

I don’t give a damn about everything, because it’s summer, it will be autumn, I’ll think!

Summer: - 3 months without textbooks, - 92 days of freedom, - 2208 hours of happiness, - 132480 minutes of bliss, - 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.

Let's make the phrase “summer 2010” - a synonym for happiness.

i want summer. I stumble around the streets, drink a phantom, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is

the most favorite time of the year ... The time when dreams come true ...

I touched the smell of dawn and realized that the network would break everything. Thank you, life, for the summer in the world! Thank you, life, for the fact that I live! ...

Summer was cold, but not very snowy.

For me personally, there are only 2 seasons of the year, this is “SUMMER” and “WAITING FOR SUMMER”))

If you are not confident in your own nerves, this test is not for you ...

summer.angina.bed.films.

You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest - like that, bullshit.

In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. \u003d))

Kiss your lips and caress your heart. Giving summer in my place. But to love above heaven, and to value more than life. Who can you like me?

Summer will show who put cotton in a bra!

summer is ending, which means it will only be soon: I want to sleep, I'm cold and let's get drunk on Friday ...

summer is a small life!

summer is just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and almost do not sleep!

Eh ... it's nice to take a walk in the sun in the summer ... but at home there is air conditioning!

“Summer is coming. Hello, diet! ”- the exam is approaching, and in my head there is zero knowledge

The deeper the summer, the lush the garden.

Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.

Summer-oh-oh, there are no stops-turns, flew like a cameo, you catch her by the tail of it ...

Good in Siberia in the summer, there is no snow for a whole month 🙂